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CG: WELL?
CG: SPILL IT.
CG: AND CUT THE BULLSHIT, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
CG: SPILL IT.
CG: AND CUT THE BULLSHIT, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
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Nov. 15th, 2015 03:28 pmSO KARKAT TYPES LIKE THIS.
ALL CAPS IN THIS NICE CEMENT GRAY FONT COLOR THAT YOU JUST WANT TO EAT UP.
JUST KIDDING, I KNOW IT'S GRAY AND BORING AND TASTELESS.
AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
OCCASIONALLY DEPENDING ON THE MOOD HE MIGHT HAVE ?????? OR NO PERIODS AND STUFF.
BUT USUALLY THIS IS ALL YOU GET.
SOOOO of course if you don't want any of this you are free to opt out!
color, quirk, or no text at all
you know, just specify here and we're good to go
everything is screened for privacy so don't be shy!
thank youuuu
**wow i forget things a lot THERE.
ALL CAPS IN THIS NICE CEMENT GRAY FONT COLOR THAT YOU JUST WANT TO EAT UP.
JUST KIDDING, I KNOW IT'S GRAY AND BORING AND TASTELESS.
AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
OCCASIONALLY DEPENDING ON THE MOOD HE MIGHT HAVE ?????? OR NO PERIODS AND STUFF.
BUT USUALLY THIS IS ALL YOU GET.
SOOOO of course if you don't want any of this you are free to opt out!
color, quirk, or no text at all
you know, just specify here and we're good to go
everything is screened for privacy so don't be shy!
thank youuuu
**wow i forget things a lot THERE.
TEST POST STOP
May. 5th, 2000 02:57 pmI FOUND A FEW THINGS IN THE METAL TIN CAN AROUND THE STREETS.
NOW NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THROW IN THERE BUT THERE WERE A FEW NOVELS THAT ACTUALLY LOOKED PROMISING.
IN FACT IT LOOKED JUST LIKE WHAT WE HAD BACK ON ALTERNIA EXCEPT WITH IT BEING A ONE HOOFBEAST TRICK OF A ROMANCE.
NOW I GOT SOME BLACK ROMANCE UNDERTONES IN ONE OF THESE, SO I GUESS THEY'RE NOT TOO BAD.
THEY'RE RATHER EDUCATIONAL, EVEN YOUR MICROSCOPIC HUMAN BRAINS CAN USE HELP SOAKING UP SOME INFORMATION SO THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST A WASTE OF A BEING WITH A THINKPAN THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT TO A SHITSPONGE.
WAIT, FUCK.
I SHOULD BE SHOWING EVERYONE SINCE MOST OF YOU IDIOTS NEED VISUAL AID.
[ and he switches to video. one 13 year old alien boy with nubby horns ahoy.
He holds up a few books. ]
( visual aid + video!! )
Now before you want to make any smart remark about these, first off fuck you. Second of all not all of these are good. I will first talk about the first two because they're actually worth mentioning. Of course we're still only stuck with your shitty human equal of red romance, which is just a toned down clusterfuck compared to us, but these aren't too bad.
Look I even drew some horns on the second one because I figured it it's about our titles maybe they deserve a few corrections.
[ he pauses, a little bothered. maybe thinking about one of his friends that isn't here, shut up. ]
Anyways, just read them. They're good for you. The last one is the one you should avoid. We don't need love in "another time" or "another place". I think I made myself clear when I said no interspecies relationships, so I'll just be saying this again. [ strider. cough. strider. ] I'm putting this one back in the tin can after I shred it with a pair of metallic folding knives. I'm doing you a favor here.
[ another pause before he switches back to text. his not!girlfriend left not too long ago he has a lot of feelings. he's trying his best to hide them. ]
ANYWAYS, THAT'S ALL. I ADVISE YOU ALL TO GO RUNNING TO THE NEAREST BOOK STORES RIGHT AWAY.
AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY RECOMMENDATIONS SEND THEM HERE, AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SUCK.
NOW NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THROW IN THERE BUT THERE WERE A FEW NOVELS THAT ACTUALLY LOOKED PROMISING.
IN FACT IT LOOKED JUST LIKE WHAT WE HAD BACK ON ALTERNIA EXCEPT WITH IT BEING A ONE HOOFBEAST TRICK OF A ROMANCE.
NOW I GOT SOME BLACK ROMANCE UNDERTONES IN ONE OF THESE, SO I GUESS THEY'RE NOT TOO BAD.
THEY'RE RATHER EDUCATIONAL, EVEN YOUR MICROSCOPIC HUMAN BRAINS CAN USE HELP SOAKING UP SOME INFORMATION SO THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST A WASTE OF A BEING WITH A THINKPAN THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT TO A SHITSPONGE.
WAIT, FUCK.
I SHOULD BE SHOWING EVERYONE SINCE MOST OF YOU IDIOTS NEED VISUAL AID.
[ and he switches to video. one 13 year old alien boy with nubby horns ahoy.
He holds up a few books. ]
Now before you want to make any smart remark about these, first off fuck you. Second of all not all of these are good. I will first talk about the first two because they're actually worth mentioning. Of course we're still only stuck with your shitty human equal of red romance, which is just a toned down clusterfuck compared to us, but these aren't too bad.
Look I even drew some horns on the second one because I figured it it's about our titles maybe they deserve a few corrections.
[ he pauses, a little bothered. maybe thinking about one of his friends that isn't here, shut up. ]
Anyways, just read them. They're good for you. The last one is the one you should avoid. We don't need love in "another time" or "another place". I think I made myself clear when I said no interspecies relationships, so I'll just be saying this again. [ strider. cough. strider. ] I'm putting this one back in the tin can after I shred it with a pair of metallic folding knives. I'm doing you a favor here.
[ another pause before he switches back to text. his not!girlfriend left not too long ago he has a lot of feelings. he's trying his best to hide them. ]
ANYWAYS, THAT'S ALL. I ADVISE YOU ALL TO GO RUNNING TO THE NEAREST BOOK STORES RIGHT AWAY.
AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY RECOMMENDATIONS SEND THEM HERE, AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SUCK.
